The weekly staff beatings will continue unless moral improves.
Now have a good day damn it.
Why Blog it when you can Pulp it!
Pulp : noun \pəlp\
1: A soft moist shapeless mass of matter.
2: A mixture of cellulose material, such as wood, paper or rags, ground and moistened to make paper.
3: [usually as adjective] figurative - popular or sensational writing that is that is generally regarded as being of poor or questionable quality. Often printed on cheap paper (as newsprint). Used with a disparaging tone.
4: My morning emails.