Good morning folks,
I will be working in Ottawa today.
This is the first day back traveling to and fro in a couple -three weeks. I was away for a bit having some surgery to correct a design problem.
Design problem? Yes, whether you are a follower of evolution or creation it is a design problem. Men are 37% likely to experience an inguinal hernia during their lifetime and women I think are around 22% likely. I have bettered the odds for one of you, as I had twins. A bilateral inguinal hernia.
Yay. The surgery itself is quite simple, starts with shooting the patient up with morphine.. a hazy high where time stands still and while you still feel pain, you just don't really care. Now I suppose that some prefer and have a general anesthetic, I strongly prefer a local, and now having tried morphine, am eager to have more :)
Yes.. Back to the surgery. The Doc sliced me up, about 5 1/2" on each side (one side one day, the other two days later) and then 'rearranged' the four layers of muscle to eliminate the gap and stitched them together with some stainless steel wire to keep them oriented just so. I could not actually see what they were doing, there was a sheet over a bar in front of my face so I could only look up at the anesthetist. Hey, s'up? Hey, I feel that cutting.. ah.. More morphine.
They told me that as soon as that was done, I was technically 'cured' of my hernias, but then there was the nasty openings, so glue and clamps were applied. Really. They glued me together and attached 17 little clamps to each side.
So Uncle Daniel, does this mean you will beep when going through airports?
Good question, but no. Although I did ask the Doc what type of stainless steel he used, he simply said non-magnetic. I figure it must be type 304. About 18% chromium, 10% nickel and the balance of centre faced crystalline structure iron. Yeah, way TMI.
So no. No beep, and should not rust :) So while I was randomly selected for a pat down and extra screening at the airport this AM, I did not beep.
What is particularly amusing is the text messages that I sent in the first 4 hours of each procedure to family and friends. Here are two gems.
"here to the room around nine waited for several hours before I can trenchedf"
"Had the surguy aroun 7. Went well. Back at rolom since 9. Trapped like caged abibsnk"
There were others where Sharlene said that I had just sent single letters as whole words.
Hah! Well, good to be back among the able-bodied, have a great day!
ninest123 11.23
ReplyDeleteburberry outlet, nike outlet, replica watches, tiffany and co, uggs on sale, burberry handbags, prada handbags, louis vuitton outlet, ray ban sunglasses, prada outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, christian louboutin shoes, michael kors outlet, louis vuitton, gucci handbags, tiffany jewelry, ugg boots, michael kors outlet online, replica watches, ray ban sunglasses, uggs outlet, nike air max, louis vuitton, louis vuitton outlet, michael kors outlet store, polo ralph lauren outlet online, oakley sunglasses, longchamp outlet, nike air max, tory burch outlet, christian louboutin uk, jordan shoes, nike free, polo outlet, oakley sunglasses, michael kors outlet online, louis vuitton outlet, ray ban sunglasses, christian louboutin outlet, michael kors outlet, longchamp outlet, ugg boots, uggs outlet, oakley sunglasses, longchamp outlet, christian louboutin, michael kors outlet online, oakley sunglasses wholesale
ray ban pas cher, hogan outlet, nike air max uk, louboutin pas cher, nike trainers uk, coach outlet store online, michael kors, nike huaraches, polo lacoste, nike roshe, michael kors outlet, burberry pas cher, polo ralph lauren, abercrombie and fitch uk, oakley pas cher, vans pas cher, lululemon canada, nike blazer pas cher, timberland pas cher, ray ban uk, true religion outlet, true religion outlet, hollister pas cher, sac hermes, sac vanessa bruno, air max, coach outlet, nike tn, michael kors pas cher, jordan pas cher, longchamp pas cher, ralph lauren uk, nike air max uk, nike free uk, sac longchamp pas cher, hollister uk, mulberry uk, north face uk, true religion jeans, converse pas cher, nike air max, michael kors, true religion outlet, coach purses, nike roshe run uk, nike free run, nike air force, north face, new balance, guess pas cher
ReplyDeletejimmy choo outlet, new balance shoes, soccer jerseys, iphone 6 plus cases, ralph lauren, insanity workout, valentino shoes, reebok outlet, vans outlet, giuseppe zanotti outlet, nike roshe run, mont blanc pens, north face outlet, iphone 5s cases, iphone 6 cases, lululemon, north face outlet, instyler, chi flat iron, ghd hair, celine handbags, baseball bats, hermes belt, p90x workout, herve leger, hollister clothing, nike air max, mac cosmetics, converse, oakley, nfl jerseys, abercrombie and fitch, mcm handbags, vans, iphone cases, wedding dresses, babyliss, iphone 6s cases, ray ban, ferragamo shoes, asics running shoes, iphone 6s plus cases, timberland boots, gucci, louboutin, hollister, bottega veneta, ipad cases, s6 case, soccer shoes, nike air max, beats by dre
ReplyDeletecanada goose, montre pas cher, canada goose, converse outlet, moncler uk, lancel, canada goose outlet, links of london, michael kors outlet, thomas sabo, swarovski crystal, doke gabbana, canada goose uk, pandora uk, juicy couture outlet, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, ugg pas cher, replica watches, moncler, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, ugg, canada goose outlet, canada goose jackets, moncler, hollister, moncler, louis vuitton, pandora jewelry, barbour, barbour uk, louis vuitton, louis vuitton, karen millen uk, supra shoes, toms shoes, ugg uk, juicy couture outlet, pandora charms, louis vuitton, doudoune moncler, marc jacobs, moncler outlet, coach outlet, ugg australia, swarovski, canada goose, louis vuitton, canada goose outlet, wedding dresses, moncler outlet, pandora jewelry, moncler
ReplyDeleteninest123 11.23
chenlina20160509
ReplyDeletecoach outlet store online
cheap jerseys
timberland boots
hollister outlet
ray ban sunglasses
tory burch outlet
adidas superstar
coach outlet
ray ban sunglasses discount
louis vuitton handbags
michael kors handbags
ray bans
tiffany outlet
coach outlet
tiffany jewelry
rolex submariner
michael kors
ralph lauren polo
michael kors handbags
nike uk
nike air max
michael kors outlet
cheap nfl jerseys
true religion
hollister clothing
coach factory outlet
michael kors outlet
true religion sale
cheap oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton outlet
air jordan 8
nike blazers
louis vuitton bags
louis vuitton outlet
nike air jordan
cheap nfl jerseys
jordan 3
replica watches
adidas running shoes
louis vuitton outlet
as
ugg australia boots
ReplyDeletepandora charms
christian louboutin
adidas nmd
yeezy boost 350
cheap jordans
nike shoes for men
fitflops
hugo boss
canada goose sale
20161220caiyan
fitflops sandals
ReplyDeletetrue religion jeans
true religion jeans
asics outlet
adidas outlet
coach outlet store online
reebok outlet
ecco sandals
reebok shoes
birkenstock sale
hzx20170420