Good morning folks,
I am working in Montréal today.
About a day ago scientists at CERN announced that they have detected the Higgs Boson particle. You probably heard that. You probably did not hear that the announcement was made in the font, Comic Sans. That's right kids, the same font used in comic books read by nerds the world over was used to convey this exciting news.
Holy Lepton Batman! Have you heard of those nerds that have found God? Now Now Robin, what they have found wasn't God, but merely the specific Boson that provides for mass in an otherwise massless Standard Model.
Boson? What's a boson Batman? Well a boson is like a force, or a field. You've seen forces like electromagnetism, strong atomic bond, weak atomic fields, well the Higgs field is just like one of them, but it sort of gives drag to particles trying to fly through it, but not all particles, those godless, I mean massless, photons and gluons pass through without any interaction, but all else gets weighted down. Simple Robin?
Not really Batman, what is the Standard Model? Jeez Robin, did you fall asleep when we were in that alternate reality when Superman killed my son? Um.. Batman.. That is a really obscure reference from more than 35 years ago and I wasn't even in that timeline.
Oh. Well the Standard Model is a beautiful mathematical equation and when applied correctly has 19 parameters that predict the way that matter interacts. The problem has been that the physical properties that would allow for interaction with the theorized Higgs field was up to now was not possible with the previously discovered particles. Got it?
Sort of Batman.. So the Higgs Boson is the sort of oar in the water. Hey, not bad Robin. Any other questions? Sure Batman, is the Higgs Boson what allowed the Xenomorph in the last Alien franchise movie to gain a tremendous amount of mass in an otherwise closed room in what.. an hour since it was extracted from the heroine's abdomen?
No Robin. Nothing explains that.
But Batman, in the second movie weren't we educated that the Xenomorphs were able to absorb energy from things like the lights and they were all gravitating towards the station reactor, couldn't they convert the energy to matter, like an atomic explosion but in reverse?
Sure but consider that a very small amount of matter gets converted to an extreme amount of energy in such an explosion, so in reverse you would need an extreme amount of energy to make even a small amount of matter. Robin you will recall that there was just a few ceiling lights and that medical device in the room. Those lights would have to burn for a few billion years in order to release enough energy to make the Xenomorph grow that big.
Oh.. So it was like.. Cartoon physics? Yes Robin, and that's really all we ever have.
But wait Batman, what about Dark Matter and the apparent inconsistencies between the Standard Model and Einstein's Gravity, and what about a reconciliation between String Theory and General Relativity?
Robin Robin Robin, this is only a quick email written during a short flight between bites of my breakfast and sips of my coffee.
Have a good day. Interact when possible.
Hаve уou eѵeг thought about publiѕhingReplyDelete
аn ebooκ or guest authoгіng on
οthеr wеbsіtes? I have a blog сеnteгеd οn the samе infоrmation уou
discusѕ аnԁ woulԁ love to havе you ѕhare ѕome stoгiеs/informatіon.
I κnow my readеrѕ ωoulԁ
enjοy your ωork. If you aгe еven remotely
intегеsted, feel free to shoot me an emаil.
Feel free to visit my page ; http://7ketobenefits.com/category/7-keto/
I always emailed this website post page to all myReplyDelete
friends, because if like to read it then my links will too.
Check out my website to get more info about forex, if you
My site > Discover More
It's difficult to find experienced people for this topic, but you sound like you know what you're talking about!ReplyDelete
My web blog : new mom clothes
Have you ever considered about including a little bit more than just your articles?ReplyDelete
I mean, what you say is important and everything.
However just imagine if you added some great photos or video clips to give your posts more,
"pop"! Your content is excellent but with images and video clips, this
site could certainly be one of the best in its field.
Also visit my webpage ... how to tell if a guy likes you that you work with
I like looking through a post that can make people think.ReplyDelete
Also, many thanks for allowing for me to comment! Check out my
website to get more info about bodybuilding, if you like.
Also visit my web site : visit this link
You need to be able to get equally on water think i inexpensive theres a superb trainingReplyDelete
of a you? tuber termed sacriel42 how to mount dayz mod
Here is my web blog : main page
Only just came across the website using bing. Really happy IReplyDelete
did, you're a terrific writer. Myself and my fiancee have already subscribed to your email readership, exploring through a few of your other previous posts now.
Check out my web site a guide on botting in tera
For anyone who is in enjoy , like me , for this topic then you should bookmark this web page andReplyDelete
take pleasure in it !
Here is my weblog ... Fetish webcams
Hello there, just became aware of your blog through Google, and foundReplyDelete
that it's truly informative. I am going to watch out for brussels. I will appreciate if you continue this in future. Numerous people will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!
Have a look at my web-site greenhouses kits
It is a very nice article which is provided by blog owner.Nursing Dissertation UK | Law dissertation UK | Finance dissertation UK | UK dissertation topics | MBA thesis provider | statistics thesis consultantReplyDelete
I wish to give special thank for this useful content I really appreciate this wonderful post.Thanks complete essay , get fast essay , top quality essay company , 100 % original essay , an evaluation writer , a process writer , a scholarship writer , comparison essays , a short writerReplyDelete
Great site and a great topic as well i really get amazed to read this. Logo for lessReplyDelete
I wanna say thanks to admin very much not only for this post excluding also for his all preceding efforts. I will be coming back to your blog for interesting articles again.ReplyDelete
electronics homework provider||law essay provider||finance homework provider||Homework help uk
Hey there would you mind letting me know which web host you're using? I've loaded your blog inReplyDelete
3 completely different browsers and I must say this blog loads a lot faster then most.
Can you recommend a good internet hosting provider at a
reasonable price? Cheers, I appreciate it!
Check out my blog post :: Ferienwohnung Antalya
I use blogger.com. It is a great price (free) and allows me to point a FQDN (pulp.puckett.ca) to it. Downside is that it is really not all that useful as a ful website host location.ReplyDelete
You can definitely see your expertise in the work you write.ReplyDelete
The arena hopes for more passionate writers such as you who are not afraid to say how they believe.
Always go after your heart.
Feel free to visit my site : shullo.com
Hello, the whole thing is going nicely here and ofcourse every one is sharing information, that's in fact good, keep up writing.ReplyDelete
Have a look at my page :: plius.co.uk
Hello, the whole thing is going nicely here andReplyDelete
ofcourse every one is sharing information, that's in fact good, keep up writing.
Also see my web site > plius.co.uk
I'm not sure where you're getting your information,ReplyDelete
but good topic. I needs to spend some time learning much more or understanding more.
Thanks for wonderful info I was looking for this info for my mission.
my web site ... green coffee extract
I was recommended this web site by my cousin. I'm not sure whether this post is written by himReplyDelete
as no one else know such detailed about my problem.
You're wonderful! Thanks!
My weblog :: robot de piscine
cheap oakley sunglassesReplyDelete
nike soccer shoes
soccer jerseys,cheap soccer jerseys,cheap soccer jerseys for sale,soccer jersey,usa soccer jersey,football jerseys
nfl jerseys wholesale
nike running shoes
cheap ugg boots
air force one shoes
tory burch handbags
michael kors outlet store
mulberry,mulberry handbags,mulberry outlet,mulberry bags,mulberry uk
mlb jerseys wholesale
burberry outlet, nike outlet, replica watches, tiffany and co, uggs on sale, burberry handbags, prada handbags, louis vuitton outlet, ray ban sunglasses, prada outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, christian louboutin shoes, michael kors outlet, louis vuitton, gucci handbags, tiffany jewelry, ugg boots, michael kors outlet online, replica watches, ray ban sunglasses, uggs outlet, nike air max, louis vuitton, louis vuitton outlet, michael kors outlet store, polo ralph lauren outlet online, oakley sunglasses, longchamp outlet, nike air max, tory burch outlet, christian louboutin uk, jordan shoes, nike free, polo outlet, oakley sunglasses, michael kors outlet online, louis vuitton outlet, ray ban sunglasses, christian louboutin outlet, michael kors outlet, longchamp outlet, ugg boots, uggs outlet, oakley sunglasses, longchamp outlet, christian louboutin, michael kors outlet online, oakley sunglasses wholesale
ray ban pas cher, hogan outlet, nike air max uk, louboutin pas cher, nike trainers uk, coach outlet store online, michael kors, nike huaraches, polo lacoste, nike roshe, michael kors outlet, burberry pas cher, polo ralph lauren, abercrombie and fitch uk, oakley pas cher, vans pas cher, lululemon canada, nike blazer pas cher, timberland pas cher, ray ban uk, true religion outlet, true religion outlet, hollister pas cher, sac hermes, sac vanessa bruno, air max, coach outlet, nike tn, michael kors pas cher, jordan pas cher, longchamp pas cher, ralph lauren uk, nike air max uk, nike free uk, sac longchamp pas cher, hollister uk, mulberry uk, north face uk, true religion jeans, converse pas cher, nike air max, michael kors, true religion outlet, coach purses, nike roshe run uk, nike free run, nike air force, north face, new balance, guess pas cherReplyDelete
canada goose, montre pas cher, canada goose, converse outlet, moncler uk, lancel, canada goose outlet, links of london, michael kors outlet, thomas sabo, swarovski crystal, doke gabbana, canada goose uk, pandora uk, juicy couture outlet, ugg,ugg australia,ugg italia, ugg pas cher, replica watches, moncler, ugg,uggs,uggs canada, ugg, canada goose outlet, canada goose jackets, moncler, hollister, moncler, louis vuitton, pandora jewelry, barbour, barbour uk, louis vuitton, louis vuitton, karen millen uk, supra shoes, toms shoes, ugg uk, juicy couture outlet, pandora charms, louis vuitton, doudoune moncler, marc jacobs, moncler outlet, coach outlet, ugg australia, swarovski, canada goose, louis vuitton, canada goose outlet, wedding dresses, moncler outlet, pandora jewelry, monclerReplyDelete
ray ban sunglasses discount
michael kors outlet
michael kors outlet
louis vuitton outlet
nike air max
michael kors handbags
michael kors purses
michael kors outlet
michael kors outlet store
nike free run
ray ban sunglasses
christian louboutin shoes
michael kors uk
true religion outlet
louis vuitton handbags
christian louboutin outlet
jordans for sale
ray ban outlet
true religion jeans
coach factory outlet
tory burch handbags