Thursday 25 October 2012
Working in Montréal today --Truth in advertising
Good morning folks, I will be working in Montréal today. Am heading in on the 7 AM flight as I am returning a bit earlier than usual on the 5 PM flight.
Unfortunately for today's email, I am working on some work stuff so won't be able to entertain, irritate, inform, or bore you.
Well.. maybe I have a minute or two.
If you were a real ugly duckling and spend some serious coin to reverse the effects of a long line of questionable gene traits in your family line, brow, nose, lips, breasts, belly and butt, the works.. do you have a moral imperative to inform your bedmate?
Perhaps not if you are merely a lumber-camp plaything or if you rent yourself out by the hour, but if you are likely to produce an offspring from your sweaty acrobatic exchange of body fluids?
A man in China has sued his wife after she gave birth to their, reportedly ugly, baby.
Jian Feng is real ticked. The baby that he and his wife produced is.. ghastly unattractive, I mean breathtaking. Seems Jian's wife spend a small fortune reversing and augmenting and the resultant attractive features weren't hers, as she apparently had none.
Neither did the baby.
And the courts reportedly sided with Jian. Awarded him $120,000, such is the going rate for ugly babies I suppose.
Have a good day, to thine own self be true.