Good morning folks,
I will be working in Montréal today.
I worked late last night, got home and answered the day's emails extending the day well past midnight. So this morning I dug up a Pulp idea that I had tucked away for a tired morning.
The original impetus was a Huffington Post blog titled something like "6 Things I wish I never told my children". I no longer have a link to the original blog but it was along the lines of telling junior that he is special can create a false sense for Johnny that the sun rises and sets in his derrière.
But what my mind quickly raced to was to certain infamous Johnnies and Janes and things their parents may have said.. and regretted.
Without much further ado here is my quick list.
Nero my boy, find a nice girl, settle down, why you could even become Emperor. just please, don't get involved in scandal, it would just kill me. - Agrippina
Lyle, Erik, your mother and I are loaded and we're leaving everything to you in our wills. - Jose Menendez
Lizzie, I found your hatchet in the back garden and left it on the kitchen table for you. - Abbie Borden
Oedipus, you're a fine looking young man.. and you have beautiful eyes. - Jocasta
Patty sweetheart, just find something that interests you and do it. I'll be proud of you no matter what. - William Randolph Hearst
Charles, maybe you should go to LA, maybe rent a small farm, make some friends, hang out, have some fun and just do your own thing. - William Manson
Jeffrey, eat all of your food and clean your plate and put the leftovers from the oven in the freezer. - Lionel Herbert Dahmer
Lyle, Erik, your mother and I are loaded and we're leaving everything to you in our wills. - Jose Menendez
Lizzie, I found your hatchet in the back garden and left it on the kitchen table for you. - Abbie Borden
Oedipus, you're a fine looking young man.. and you have beautiful eyes. - Jocasta
Patty sweetheart, just find something that interests you and do it. I'll be proud of you no matter what. - William Randolph Hearst
Charles, maybe you should go to LA, maybe rent a small farm, make some friends, hang out, have some fun and just do your own thing. - William Manson
Jeffrey, eat all of your food and clean your plate and put the leftovers from the oven in the freezer. - Lionel Herbert Dahmer
Cain, be sure to keep an eye on your more handsome and talented brother. - Eve
Oh Carrie, don't be such a drama queen, go to the prom. - Margaret White.
Yeah, I know. I tossed a Stephen King character in there.
Have a great day. Please feel free to write you own!
Too wicked!
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