Good morning folks,
I will be working in Ottawa today.
Blues, R&B, Rap, Punk, Funk, I have some familiarity with them all, but I confess, I just don't know any crack tunes. In fact I am really only familiar with Gary Louris' Cocaine, recorded by a few but notably..
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Eric Clapton -
If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
So even Santa has jumped on the down with Mayor Quimby, I mean Mayor Rob Crack-Whore Ford, bandwagon. Seems Santa and the Mrs. believe that the drunken stupor Mayor of this fine city is a bad seed.. a bad example for children and want him to not walk in front of this year's Santa Claus parade.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
The Mayor, in a moment of simultaneous contriteness and belligerence, says, yes he has made mistakes (one of the largest understatements of recent memory) but will be walking in front of Santa as his right as Mayor.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
Meanwhile.. city staffers.. at least the ones that haven't been fired for telling the stuporesque mayor to get help (say.. how soon before the city is sued for wrongful dismissal... I predict substantial settlement costs) tell of drug and alcohol use in the Mayor's office and a penchant for Poutine..
If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; cocaine.
And last night we've heard that the Mayor has admitted to buying drugs while in office and being a general EF-up. Reportedly he also has also been entertaining paid escorts in his office and as one city staffer put it, and she was sniffing something.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
Have a good day, keep your noses clean.
