Wednesday, 1 September 2010

Working in Ottawa today --Dr. Evil

Same same.
'cept the part about the hand gestures.
So India's Home Secretary G.K. Pillai (like our Deputy Minister) is worried, very worried, that para-gliding terrorists will attack the upcoming Commonwealth Games.
Did I mention para-gliding?  If memory serves me correct, these are rectangular parachutes about 4 times wider than a minivan.  So if someone was going to attack you from the air riding one of these, you should be able to see them coming almost 10 minutes away.
Now granted that is not enough time to order a pizza or samosas but it should be enough time to take defensive action.  
Perhaps security forces flying motorized ultra-lights ala James Bond style?
Have a good day, watch out for Dr. Evil.

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-----Original Message-----
From: Daniel Puckett
Sent: Thu Aug 26 09:35:54 2010
Subject: Working in Ottawa today
Good morning folks,
I will be working in Ottawa today.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Daniel Puckett
Sent: Thu Aug 12 07:58:51 2010
Subject: Working in Ottawa today
This email contains 60% recycled material.
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Daniel Puckett
Sent: Thu Aug 05 09:24:43 2010
Subject: Working in Ottawa today
Hi folks,
Working in Ottawa today.
Cell, email, hand gestures, vocal utterances and strong telepathic signalling should all work.
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