Yes, kids, it's the "Let's infantilize our seniors" edition of the Pulp!
On the weekend Sharlene and went out for Valentine's Day dinner at a restaurant that is priced high enough that usually the socially disruptive are weeded out.
Please just put a fork into my brain. There were so many problems with the fawning.. Let's dive in. The woman did NOT look like past Mississauga mayor Hazel McCallion. The only similarity that I saw was both women are topped off with white hair. This particular woman had a much narrower face and oh never mind, she didn't look like Hazel! Moreover she was a grown woman!
And it continued. "Don't you think she looks like Hazel?", the fawner was asking someone sitting behind me, "She is so cute! Isn't she so cute?". Sharlene rolled her eyes a bit and grinned a bit. I assured Sharlene, "Don't worry, I'll smother you with a pillow too, we'll take each other out before it's too late, double mercy killing, murder-suicide by pillow if necessary.", I promised.
"How would that work?", Sharlene wondered out loud, I explained "We'll need an automatic self propelled smothering pillow, it'll work just fine".