Working in Montréal today --Airline words on the fly

Good morning folks,

I will be working in Montréal today.

Correctified.  The plane had a slight problem prior to boarding.  Near as I can tell one of the engines stalled.  The pilot explained that they ran a quick maintenance procedure and the problem has been correctified.

I'll mention that the airline's practice of creating their own words on the fly annoys the hell out of me.  remember when they introduced de-plane?  I would have preferred ex-plane, but I can understand the confusion that could cause. Does one de-seat prior to de-planing?  Or maybe you simply de-sit.

Shortly after I de-slept this morning and the de-bedded I de-wiskered my face and de-tangled my hair.  oh wait, that one is the right word.

Yes, today's missive is quite small.  It would have been smaller but I wanted to ward off the threats and hate mail that occur when I fail to entertain.

Have a good day.