Friday 2 May 2014
Working in Ottawa today --Leave Britney Alone
Good morning folks,
It will be working in Ottawa today.
While brushing my teeth this morning, some of the week's event were shuffling around in my head, when the cold realization came to me in a blinding flash, a glimpse into a Grand Unification Theory of String Theory, Parallel Dimensions, Reincarnation, Shared Consciousness, General Relativity, Visualisability Theory and all things Celeb.
Rob Ford is an aging foul mouthed balding blonde over weight failed Mayor of Toronto with a drug opportunity, I mean problem, and simultaneously an aging foul mouthed balding blonde failed pop star with a drug problem, I mean opportunity.
Oops, he did it again.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Britney Spears.
Wait! Uncle Daniel, is this one of those times where you employ that cheap literary device and imbed the lyrics of some song, just to pad up your Pulp to a minimum size?
Well, Uncle Daniel, What do your publishers think about this blatant attempt at filling column space with whatever the hell you just copy and paste down?
They pay me exactly the same, regardless.
Huh. How about that.
Again.. Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Mayor Ford singing his classic..
"yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Have a great day.